Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Translation Guide

I was cleaning out some of my files today (trying to turn over a new leaf for the New Year.  (Don't have to keep everything! I came across this list.  The "Translation Guide for Herp Price Lists."  Don't know where it came from originally, so I'm sorry for not giving credit, where credit is due.  Whether you get a price list through the mail (does anyone send them out any more?) on the internet, or even get this information in person, at a show, from the seller, a lot of it rings true.  

What the seller REALLY means:

butter yellow, lemon yellow, high yellow phase :   tan
cranberry red or bright orange phase :   brown
jet black or snow white :   gray
possible het :   everything is possibly het
albinistic :   has one scale that is lighter than the rest
hyper-hypo-amel-xanthic-anerythristic :   looks slightly different from normal
possibly gravid :   a male was kept two cages away
breeding pair : there are two animals
best we have ever seen :   since last week
so nice we almost kept them ourselves :   we have no idea how to breed them
we were the first to breed them :   we imported the first hatchlings
this species is hard to obtain :   until next month
we have CITES paperwork :   just don't expect a copy
zoo bred :   but you can't know what zoo
well started hatchlings available :   the eggs were just laid
large juveniles available :   the eggs just pipped
subadults available :   anything not large enough to breed is a subadult
pick of the litter :   the first one they pick up
hand-picked :   someone's hand touched them at some time or another
well-established import :    one week in the U.S.
long-term captive :   two weeks in the U.S.
very hardy species :   they take at least a month to drop dead
inquire about price :   they want to see what someone will offer them
dog tame :   only bites if you try to touch it
aggressive feeder :   flicked its tongue at a mouse
deparisitized : a jar of flagyl was waved in front of the cage
farm-raised :   think of the world as a giant farm
extra nice or immaculate :   has all its body parts
slight scar :   missing an eye
imperfect :   missing a limb or tail
large scar :   missing its head
proven breeder :   actually referring to the adults that produced the animal
sale-sale-sale :    no one wants these, and they're dying on us
investment quality :   please buy these so the dealer has some money to invest in something else
chance of a lifetime : buy these and have a possible lifetime of trouble with the authorities

And always remember to multiply any listed lengths by 2/3 and listed weights by 1/2.  EXAMPLE:  a 15 ft. 100 lb. Burmese Python is really 10 ft. and 50 lbs. 

As for the last comment, for many people, when describing an animal they saw some place (especially in the wild), the opposite rings true.   A 3 foot snake becomes a 6 footer, and was as big around as your bicep, (rather than your thumb!)
  
 

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